I am momentarily distracted from the tasks of having girly-flu and buying up all the Wispa bars in Haringey borough ahead of Cllr Davies by the following discovery.
Focus Fodder retails a number of t-shirts bearing the legend “Lib Dem Blogger“.
But only, mark you, in the men’s range. Women wishing to purch-ase are limited to “working hard all year round”, venerating Paddy Ashdown as a sex god, or at best, being councillors. Pfah. Try harder, FF, immediately, lest you Feel My Wrath.
In other news, I am 55% right brained, 45% left, I am also 88% tortured genius, only 16% nerd (I demand a recount!) and my life is 42% off track, all of which make varying degrees of sense. Moreover, there is uncontainable excitement in t’Republic as we gain our first link from a search engine. And what were the search terms? “People are too boring” apparently. Hmph.
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October 15, 2007 at 6:14 pm
October 16, 2007 at 9:08 am
[...] But there is a happy ending (to my personal newsless trauma, you collect, not to the resignation. Or to said docudrama) as this morning I discover courtesy of Ryan that FF now stock a female blogger’s t-shirt! [...]