They (the wizards) say that frivolous humour is a smokescreen to mask the absence of anything more meaningful to say. They are of course quite correct as you will now discover in perusing my pictorial reflections on the leadership contest thus far.
“Look, that’s Afghanistan over there.”
Prove: E° + S°² = E°(S° – P°)
Where E is angle of eyebrow, S is angle of shoulderpad and P is angle of parapet of Westminster Bridge
“Ah, the old electric shock hand buzzer trick, eh?”
I love you guys. Keep being in genius pictures or I’ll have to invent an actual position to blog about.