You could be soon. On the dying echo of the primaeval scream of terror that was our most recent post, comes news of a heartening babystep victory. Earlier today, No2ID campaigners seized possession of Jacqui “We’ll just change the law” Smith’s fingerprints and are holding them, rather excitingly, at a secret location (no doubt for the application of sellotape technology; the old ways work best).
The prints were on a water glass she drank from at an event at the Social Markets Foundation, which I now gather was the event at which she made this announcement about bringing forward the ID cards scheme to early next year. Ah, the poetry of it.
November 7, 2008 at 9:44 am
Am I alone in thinking Jacqui Smith is a greater threat to the security of the inhabitants of this country than the average asylum seeker or illegal immigrant?
November 7, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I used to think jack straw was a nutjob, then along came jacqui and taught me what a real nutjob is
January 18, 2009 at 6:27 pm
[...] Buying Jacqui Smith’s identity on the internet? http://fabulousblueporcupine.wordpre…-the-internet/ [...]