David Cameron on C4 News tonight: “People come to my surgery and say, ‘Look, this is my salary, these are the house prices, I can’t afford it’. So, cutting stamp duty will…”

How do you think Mr Macaroon continued this sentence?

(a) …help that.

(b) …win the approval of the King of the Potato People.

(c) …make absolutely no sodding difference whatsoever because people on a salary of £25k in a market where a shoe box costs £170,000 are not in the luxurious position of being able to worry about stamp duty. But it played well when Labour talked about it, so that’s what we’re going to do.