Running behind on literally everything, even drinking, but I must just share with you the new Tory election poster, courtesy of Tory Bear:

Brilliant, ain’t it? I think he’s actually just punched a benefit claimant and is haranguing them as they lie spreadeagled just out of shot.

Fuck the big society, fuck liberal conservatism, fuck red Toryism, Dave’s got his shirtsleeves rolled up and he’s heading back to Nastyland, ohhhhh yes…

Mind you, my absolute favourite bit of ToryBear’s post is where Will Straw pops up at the end to say “Bizarre. This is existing government policy.”

The Labservative stroll to victory continues!